i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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