Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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