whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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