i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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