Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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