I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
