I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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