Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
