oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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