You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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