ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think i peed on brittanys purse
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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