her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You left your phone here
Wait...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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