I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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