your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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