he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He passed out mid-signature
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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