I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Randomize
