but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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