dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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