I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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