Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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