She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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