Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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