Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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