We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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