so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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