At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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