It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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