I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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