I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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