did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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