We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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