god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Pooping to opera.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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