you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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