well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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