i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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