i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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