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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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