I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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