there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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