If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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