I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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