my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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