HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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