i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I need moral support for this bender
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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