Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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