Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Four minutes until I can fart!
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I need a hoe opinion
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