i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
