I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
