but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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