idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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