I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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