i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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