Define "chronic" masturbator.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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