About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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