wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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