We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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