I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
