she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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