this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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